May 04 2011
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DemBabies have Names!

Mariah Carey released the names of her twins, and they are more glorious than we could have imagined. Her girl is Monroe (named after Marilyn, naturally), and the baby boy is Moroccan Scott, named after the Moroccan-themed room in her apartment where Nick proposed. Very sweet. They are planning on nicknaming Moroccan “Roc,” which begs the question: Will they shorten Monroe to “Roe”? As in: Roc and Roe?
PLEASE SWEET BABY JESUS, LET THIS HAPPEN!
UPDATE: Approximately an hour after I blogged this, Nick Cannon tweeted: “ROC & ROE! LET’S GO!” Suffice it to say this is the greatest news of all time.