New York Housewife Countess LuAnn de Lesseps continues her assault on the music community with a second irritatingly horrendous “song,” “Chic, C’est la Vie.” Not only does she continue to not sing at all about her fabulous life and “beauty, class and e-le-GANCE” (is it now chic to misspronouce common words?), but she dragged fellow famewhores Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon out of Hamptons, put them in bathrobes and forced them to dance awkwardly to this repetitive, trance-like shitfest. And was she contractually obligated by Bravo to namedrop every castmate (including pleather-clad househusband Simon van Kempen, who also put out an awful song of his own recently)? Andy Cohen, I’m holding you responsible for all of this!
Also, the Countess is a beautiful woman. Why is she dolled up like a drag queen doing Teri Hatcher?